Charlotte sex and the city quotes ive been dating

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Register. Facebook Tweet Share. Carrie Brhaw : And we were dressed from head to toe in love Comment 0. Miranda : I made him cry. No, first I yelled at him - I yelled at my friend the cancer patient - then I made him cry. Miranda : I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means? All right.

The cheese stands alone. Miranda : Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. Charlotte : Look. She's got big boobs. So does she. It's the big boobs bonanza issue. Charlotte : We finally have the penis working.

I don't want to scare it. Charlotte : If you had a patient who had a very, very slim chance of living, would that be good news? Would you tell the family, Buck up, he's got a shot in hell? Samantha Jones : Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking. Is that okay? This isn't The Gap. I'm on fire. Charlotte : [with a hangover] My hair hurts. Charlotte : [describing a sex fantasy with Trey] You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca.

Miranda : I know you're probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the "Betty Crocker Clinic. Carrie : [Picking up be from her broken necklace, Carrie looks up and sees Big smiling down at her] Hi. Why the tears? Carrie : Paris is a mess. I never should have come here. Everything fell apart, we had a big fight and then I got slapped.

Big : [shocked] You got what? Carrie : No, he didn't mean it. It was just an accident. Big : [enraged] He slapped you? I'll kick his ass. Carrie : What? Big : Ok, what room were you in? Carrie : I'm not telling you that. Night Clerk : I see you were in room Big : Room ? Thank you.

What do you think you're doing? Big : I think I'm kicking some Russian ass. He's not gonna meet me. Here, will you listen to this and tell me if you can figure out whether he's not meeting me as a date, or not meeting me as a friend?

Carrie : [narrating voiceover] Sometimes, you need a second opinion; with doctors, real estate Miranda Hobbes : I have no idea. And I finished first in my litigation class. Miranda Hobbes : Are you alright? I can't believe he took your shoes. Carrie : I know! I probably got trichinosis. Miranda Hobbes : You only get that from pork. Carrie : Oh, well I'm sure I stepped on a piece of it somewhere. Charlotte : Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis.

I have those in my mouth all the time. Miranda Hobbes : You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything. Carrie : The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires. Carrie : [narrating voice over] I couldn't understand a word she was saying, but I felt I had in my possession all the Italian I'd ever need to know.

Dolce, Dolce, Dolce. While at home, all the English I seemed to encounter was bills, bills, bills. I envied Amalita. Her life was a blur of rich men, deer clothes and glamorous resorts. She didn't actually work for a living, yet possessed a dazzling sexual power that she exploited to her full advantage, which presented a certain conundrum. Carrie : Alright, so officially he's late. Charlotte : Who? Miranda Hobbes : Mr. Big, who else? Charlotte : Carrie, that's great!

Is it a date? Carrie : No, he called it a "thing". He said, meet me He never used the "D" word. Charlotte : Well, "thing" is good. I mean, "thing" comes before date. Charlotte : I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

Miranda : Who? The White Knight? Samantha : Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power. Carrie : Once again, Samantha managed to up-sex me. Carrie : Shouldn't we be dating men our own age? Miranda Hobbes : Good luck finding one. There are no available men in their thirties in New York.

Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless. Carrie : So, then what's really going on here? I mean, is it younger, younger men feel safer? Miranda Hobbes : What's really going on here is sex. Good old-fashioned, eager to please, do what I tell you to, Eagle Scout sex. Carrie : Yeah, but I'm not having sex. It's a kissing thing. Miranda Hobbes : So, what's the big deal? It's just a fling.

Charlotte sex and the city quotes ive been dating

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