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Grab your most festive Christmas sweater and a classic Hotty Toddy and get ready! Let me take you on a first date in the snow. Can you introduce me? Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter. Because I want to Merry you. You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree. Because baby, I would say you glow. I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up! I give up trying to find the perfect gift this year, I guess Yule have to do.

Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas. I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you. Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other. Do you live in an igloo? All I want for Christmas is you. Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.

How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight? Because my best toys run on batteries. Wanna see the toys the elves make for adults I know what gift I want to give you tonight. The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you. The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too. Wanna Scrooge? Who needs a sled when you could just ride me? I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. You are what I want for Christmas. Know what I want for Christmas? Because we could go all the way. Are you sitting on a candle? Because you are on fire. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

What drink can I get you? Let me help you out of that ugly Christmas sweater. When we met, it was love at frost sight. I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out? Was this article helpful?

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